My Name is a JoJo Reference

shittywebcomics:

He’s wearing a kilt. Who the fuck is he? Flinthart Glomgold?

So here’s Iron Spike’s comic Templar, Arizona. It takes place in a fictional bullshit world. It has a limp pushover white guy as the main character, a fat obnoxious bitch who always gets her way, and “attractive” non-threatening black man. Just like every other webcomic out there. There’s also a freckled girl/ love interest. I think Ra the Sun God, is in there too. I don’t know if a robot is there but one will show up. I only skimmed the thing (I’m not reading this shit in any kind of depth) But, I did look at its wiki. Here’s a description of the city:

Templar is notable for its tolerant social policies, including a legal brothel district and a system of hostels for drug addicts, the Wet houses.

Templar’s supervised-release (parole) system includes the practice of banning certain parolees from buying guns, alcohol, pornography, or mondo film, depending on their profile; Templar’s vice stores apparently actively enforce this policy with “master lists.”

Templar Police use a type of permanent dye called “riot paint” or “nix rounds” to mark violent offenders at gatherings. The paint is exceedingly difficult to remove from skin and clothing, and has recently had a strong odor added.

Oh brother. Tolerant Social Policies including a legal brothel district but banning porn to certain people. Okayyyyyyy.

Incidentally, why does a black woman have a white male as her main character? For people always clamoring for diversity, wouldn’t it have made more sense for the main character to be anyone but that?

So yeah, it’s the same shit. Spike claims comics are her full time job so she seems to be doing pretty well. Another chick doing well off, with a white guy (married in fact) who, never the less, will bitch about how tough it is for people like her, Misogyny, Racism, yada yada yada.

You know, another waste of perfectly good oxygen.