My Name is a JoJo Reference

theblunderingwriter:

shittywebcomics:

shittywebcomics:

“Hey, why doesn’t shittywebcomics talk about other webcomics?”

Well you fucking faggots, try submitting your own posts about webcomics. Since you’re too stupid, braindead, and dumb to do it, I’m doing it for you.

Here’s a shitty one. It’s your basic cliched feminist webcomic. She’s a strong female protagonist (they really had to struggle with naming it), which means that she’s a white female SJW with superpowers. I don’t know her name so I’m gonna call her Super Mary Sue. I made it 8 pages in before I found something amusing enough to post, but I’m gonna take a guess and assume that she’s poor, genderfluid and/or queer, and has a bad relationship with her parents. You know, like every SJW under the sun.

Summary of this page - Super Mary Sue’s friend threw a coffee cup at a cop, like dumb hippie protestors generally do. Super Mary Sue steps in to defend her granola-crunching friend.

Flamin’ Strawman seems like a well-meaning superhero, but he uses the word “junkies” which is triggering, and he might have killed some LEGAL immigrants. It woulda been okay if they were illegal immigrants, I guess?

Anyway, Super Mary Sue threatens to beat up Flamin’ Strawman because his powers are only good for evil. All he can do is MURDER!

Summary of this page - A woman in the background of panel one seems to be about to stab her eyes out, presumably due to the way she’s drawn. Flamin’ Strawman is sick of this shit, fuck these broads, he’s outta there. MGTOW.

There’s a cop in a mechsuit because in this high-tech superworld, nobody’s seen RoboCop and noted how fucking clumsy and stupid that would be.

In the climax of this scene, Super Mary Sue tells her hippie friend that if he ever uses her as a shield again, THAT’S IT PAL. Stay firmly cucked and someday I might let you sniff my super-panties.

Who writes this shit? Some white guy who isn’t funny, and his unfunniness isn’t even entertaining in a Blue Faggot Bear way. Who draws this shit? Now we’re talkin’.

YEAAAAAH! A queer slit who shaves her head! I predict an incredible archive of dumb feminist tweets.

Oh this dumb broad doesn’t even know how to buzz her head, she had to pay $45 for it at the trendy queer salon.

Hahaha look at that snout

Everyone can get gay married, but the struggle goes on. Remember this tweet. This is the mindset of every feminist. Feminists want an endless war. They want to be continually oppressed, because without oppression, feminism has no reason to exist. And since they have no individual personalities and just identify as a part of a group, they can never let that happen.

Well that’s enough to get you started, definitely check out all these links, I’m sure it’ll be a blast.

http://strongfemaleprotagonist.com/issue-1/page-0/

https://twitter.com/MollyOstertag

http://mollyostertag.tumblr.com/

we did review this before, but I hardly touched on it.

Endless war is the Feminist win condition it feels like sometimes.